chongoblog:

Saw this billboard and had to take an alternate route home just to get a picture of it

entitty:

entitty:

entitty:

overstimulated in the club tonight

understimulated in the home tonight

at peace in the abandoned grain silo

amygdalae:

violetdisasterzone:

amygdalae:

Nothing scares me more than knowing my posts show up in ppls “based on your likes” shit. Please im so scared don’t bring me to the oceans surface I’ll depressurize and start oozing

I have bad news

It hurts! It hurts! oh fucking hell the pain is relentless and exquisite upon me

eliias-bouchard:

there are like five rules to life and those rules are

1. eat 3 meals a day

2. always have a non alcoholic drink with you

3. never trust anything you think about your life after 8-9pm

4. do a little something for urself every day

5. interact with a Beast at least once a day (human, feline, canine, lizard, bird, etc)

and the secret 6th rule:

6. if you can’t do all of those rules, just do the ones you can

smilingformoney:

pseudophan:

pseudophan:

mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified

don’t hide this in the tags say it loud and proud

Interviewer: So what makes this film good?

Rob: It sucks.

Mads: I haven’t seen it.

boyswillbeboxes:

I need everyone to see this ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE

skarchomp:

FAKEMONS: this pokemon has to be based on some kind of cultural aspect of the real life location this region is based on.

POKEMON: none of the three times we introduced a mime pokemon were in france. that’s where we put the luchador pokemon.

aurosoul:

aurosoul:

my bf took this little man out of storage at his parents’ house and I’m obsessed. I’m showing him to everyone I know. look at his little face….. his friendly dancing pose….. his green power indicator over the HEART!!!! I’m inconsolable

the tags on this post are the only thing keeping me sane during these long winter nights

s-castillo:

sadclowncentral:

scoobycool9:

sadclowncentral:

2023

1. COMMIT TO THE BIT

2. PARTAKE IN THE DIVINE ACT OF CREATION

3. LET THE SOFT ANIMAL THAT IS YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES

For those who are like- huh… here’s a translation

1) Be funny/ continue the online joke: persona you are conveying ( Think Gorbachev)

2) Have sex/fuck someone ( It is specifying say straight sex but we can ignore that part on tumblr)

3) Partake in self care

STRAIGHT SEX? IM TALKING ABOUT MAKING THINGS WITH YOUR HANDS, RIVALING PROMETHEUS IN HIS IDEA TO BREATHE LIFE INTO CLAY. IM TALKING ABOUT TRANSFORMING YOUR BODY IN YOUR IMAGE TO MAKE IT TASTE SWEETER, LIKE WATER INTO WINE. IM TALKING ABOUT PICKING UP THE PIECES AND CREATING SOMETHING NEW, TO FINISH WHAT THE COWARD FRANKENSTEIN NEVER TRULY STARTED.

STRAIGHT SEX??????

let’s not leave out any of the unfettered rage

aliciadreaming:

larissaweemsisalesbian:

thinking about how is canon that Gomez sings in the shower. now i know they say he sings opera. but Gomez is latino. imagine the possibilities. imagine him singing Cariño Malo by Palmenia Pizarro and shit like that

yesss

fkingfullmetal:

cocainejuul:

If you were a worm I’d still love you

This is making me rly emotional

heartshop:

ourladyinshadow-deactivated2023:

i love when you hear a song and you’re like “oh id absolutely stumble through the snow bleeding from a knife stuck in my gut to this”